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1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.
1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja
Gloveja by Jacob December 17, 2004
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Glovetastic 

A feeling of excelence towards an object, situation or person
Dude #1: Dude, how art thou?

Dude #2: Glovetastic, Dude
Glovetastic by Neon March 15, 2004
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glovenasty 

HS Physics teacher, extremely blunt, will shoot you if you step inide his house, loves calculus... he even can sing you a poem about it! Gamer!!!
You are such a Glovenasty
glovenasty by ClaytonJM February 20, 2009

Glovejob 

To sexually (or non-sexually) touch or rub someone with a glove.
John: Please give me a glovejob!

Sarah: "Why are you touching me with a glove?"
Bob: "Because I love to give out glovejobs!"
Glovejob by Glove Love May 6, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026