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Gloribel 

Gloribel is not the typical name but its

Unique. The name is a Hispanic name .Gloribel is the type of girl who is shy at first but when u meet her she will make u laugh. She is really funny and weird.She the type of girl u would want to a club with she so fun and has so much energy.Even when theres some bad things happening u wont see her sad.She hates being sad and hates seeing other people sad.She loves to cheer people up.She is the most beautiful girl you will ever met.She is goofy.But don't get on her bad side because she has a bunch of attitude.She is just the goofy pretty weird girl.( aslo she has a nice body) πŸ˜‰
Boy - bro who is that she mad pretty Friend- oh that's gloribel she mad pretty and goofy Boy- damn i wish i would go out with her.

Glorified Acquaintance 

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.
Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

Glorified Guitar Hero Player 

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

glorified fuck buddy 

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.
Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.
glorified fuck buddy by miraparker September 6, 2011

Glorified Jobber 

A wrestling term that a wrestler who beat jobbers, was beaten in turn by other wrestlers.
Sasha Banks and Bayley were examples of Glorified Jobbers. They beat up jobbers, then get beat up by others.
Glorified Jobber by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

glorified penis pump 

A derogatory term for a bitch that crossed you.
Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!