|1.||glitching my Matrix|
A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.
It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."