Top Definition
Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.
Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.
by scrapdog February 29, 2008

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