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Gleasted 

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.
Looks like someone got Gleasted, make a wish!
Gleasted by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011
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Good Luck and Fuck Off. A nice little way to sign off with someone you really don't like all that well. If weaved in just right, it will get written off as a typo.
So thanks, Rich, and glafo.
GLAFO by Bubbles7001 April 14, 2009
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GLAF is a leading B2B and B2C solutions provider and brand established in Boston, Massachusetts by Gaspard Lafalaise. The formation of the word GLAF is the result of compounding and blending the first and last names of the founder.

The brand is in operation in the United States since 1997. When it is not capitalized, it's synonymous with great satisfaction, exceeding expectations, or very good cheers.
- A GLAF Tech Advisor is on his way to help you fix your computer troubles.
- Our office runs on technology, and GLAF helps keep our devices running in good order.
- The consultant signed off after she wished all of us to "Have a very glaf day!"
- Their Zoom meetings often start with the operator's greeting the attendance with "Welcome! We're glaf you join us!"
GLAF by Ayit Ilokal December 23, 2022
():Bruh. I dont know who Greaf is.
- Greaf is the Magic is in the Mystery
Greaf by Wormwoods May 6, 2020

Gleam Ping 

The visual/sound effect combination of a shiny object having animated sparkle and a complimenting "ping" noise. Often used humorously to accompany toothy smiles in film and TV.
Have you seen the gleam ping at the end of the deltalina video?
Gleam Ping by Sweet Melissa June 16, 2009
A glaf is a typo your friends does so you use it in sentences. (Lily ,Olivia and me Claire know about this)
Lily typed glaf I to the chat so now the chat shall have a very glaf day.
Glaf by Glaf April 25, 2020
to describe something as good, brilliant or desirable
That restored '65 GTO is Gleaming!
Gleaming by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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