giz-botch, gizbotch, giz botch
pronunciation: giz-bäCH

A device, gadget, gizmo, thing-a-ma-jig, doohickey, something-or-other, etc. too complex for mental comprehension

The term is generally used by the "annebriated", non-technically savvy individual while attempting to understand technology they already own while purchasing additional giz-botches.
"I have this giz-botch with 4 USB ports and a power supply ... is it safe to plug into my computer?"
"So this giz-botch will play DVDs?"
"There's a wire that plugs this giz-botch into my USB port already in the box?"
by techoyokel April 15, 2013
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