giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

giving you hard shit by leaf337 April 30, 2015

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Giving you a hard time

Giving someone shit; also a double entendre

Dude 1: Man, this chick was giving me so much shit last night...
Dude 2: One could say she was giving you a hard time. ;)

Giving you a hard time by The Cherry-Popper February 23, 2011

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giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

giving you shit by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022

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giving you balls

Giving someone a hard time

Quit whining! I'm just giving you balls!

giving you balls by sugar1031 August 29, 2010

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No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself.

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. by hi caca January 20, 2021

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why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

why are you giving me a handjob? by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

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