give up on you

1.to stop having a friendship with someone
2. not expect

I wil never give up on you

by lmpr February 26, 2014

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

Give you up

What Rick Astley will never do.

"Never gonna give you up"

by Ohyouwishyouknew March 25, 2010

i'll give you that

it means I admit that, I admit it.

You have a nice body, i'll give you that, but what about your face? IT'S UGLY!!!!

by TaylorFTW September 2, 2012

give you the finger

To show someboy the middle finger.

"I hate you" - "I give you the finger!"

by Alves March 9, 2008

Give You a Poke

American Wild West slang for having sex with a girl. Literally to poke her in the vagina with your penis.

Other forms- To have a poke, having a poke, poke her good, give her a poke, give her a real good poke, giving her a poke

For example, from the 2011 Kiwi Western Black Comedy "Good For Nothing", a cowboy kidnaps a girl.

Girl- "And just what do you intend to do with me?!"
Guy- "Give you a poke!"
*Girl stares wordlessly at Guy, jaw hanging open*

by josa115 November 24, 2013