n. refers to the flattened mass of poo
embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop
. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit
in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart
, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"