Girthy

Girthy means fat.

Oh my God, your cock is so girthy, I don't think it will fit.

by sfvmorganonline May 5, 2020

Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

girthy gervin

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

by Girthy Gervin August 19, 2017

Girthy hang

Having a good dick day
Your best . Not unlike a good hair day.

I had a good girthy hang so I took it for a walk down the beach

by Grady F June 11, 2022

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato August 16, 2008