When you're pregnant but at the same time you're not.

It's a joke referring to when you're emotional/salty like a pregnant woman but you're obviously not.
Subject 1: *plays any game and sucks at it* Fuck this game, it's complete garbage.
Subject 2: Girthy much little bitch hoe?
by Resnad October 18, 2018
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A cock that is considerably large in width
Dude have you seen Michelle Obama's cock? It's girthy
by Edgy headass May 5, 2018
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A specific person or thing with a chode. Usually named Cruz or Stuart
by doin bred October 22, 2019
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the exact opposite of a girthy person
matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy
by danooo May 8, 2008
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The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.
She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.
by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014
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Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.
Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
by Gingergasm December 17, 2010
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