Also known as women, these complicated beasts are well known in today's modern world to be extremely complicated to handle. One wrong move or word can send this creature into a downward spiral of shit-talking, crying, and solid objects often become airborne.
When a group of girls meet, expect them to eye you and whisper among themselves. Males often receive mixed messages during this event and are often laughed at when any contact is attempted to be made.
When a threat by a girl is made to a male, they think nothing of it. When a male retaliates with a threat, they then become a "jerk". This could lead to an argument where the girl begins to cry announcing they were never loved by their male partner and may eventually lead to a break-up. This break-up may cause girls to "gossip" and before long, the male is known by many as a "jerk" and his chances of getting another girl decreases sharply.
Males should take extreme caution when communicating with girls. Side effects may include headaches, cuts and scratches to the body, bruising, and occasionally feelings of hatred and loneliness.
Girl: Want some candy corn?
Male: No, I don't like candy corn.
Girl: What if I throw it at your face?
Male: What if I throw it back at your face?
Girls: WOW!!! You are a jerk!!! I can't believe you just said that to me!
girls = time x money
time = money
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
money = 'the root of all evil'
girls = (square root of evil) squared
girls = evil
guy 1: girls suck
guy 2: yep, they're evil
guy 3: you're just bitter cuz you haven't been laid in a while...
Rumored to be real; urban myth.
Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.
all nice and sweet and innoccent...until you do one little thing wrong!!!!!
Bob:"hey alice, nice shirt, looks hot on you..."
Alice:"WHAT!ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!!!"
A beautiful yet complicated gender, frequently attracted to boys, often to other girls, easily misunderstood and misperceived by the more coarse male, as a bitch
"The female of the species is more deadly than the male"
1.) The female of the human species. Defined by the possesion of a vagina, breasts, and the ovaries. They are often found confusing by males.
1.) A creature with ovaries.
People rumored to be non-existant on the Internet.
<some girl> hi guys, i'm a girl! :)
"y helo thar...butsekz? LOLOL"
"Wait there can't be girls on the Internet! FAKER!"
"Wait, do you have nekkid pix?"
"I'll second that too!"
Girls are kind, pretty, soft, and lovable. Though, some girls can be bitches.
Some of my best friends are girls!