shropshire man/bird with a nirish fetish often found wallowing in others sick and wearing a blue cap. loves to cane a bowl of smash with bisto chicken gravy and drink a bottle of vodka before attempting to execute a taxi driver with the energy sword. resides in squalor in chester.
dude, girl dave was all like, "wheres nirish? hes got my vodka and smash!"
by an individual in society! December 12, 2004
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