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You blow a load in a chick's eye, thereby blinding her and then kick her in the knee, making her stumble around the room like a Gimpy Pirate.
I gave that hooker the Gimpy Pirate and then ran away without paying!
by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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