Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.
After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.
by kimpoopy April 28, 2008
A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.
That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010
"Your misery is worn as a veil
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine"
To hide bewitchment of the ugliest kind
In place of eve a bitter parody hails
Daggers from the swagger
Of a sodomite's concubine"
by robot January 14, 2005
n.
1. the quality of having a mastery over language; grandiloquence
2. the ability to manipulate others through use of language
1. the quality of having a mastery over language; grandiloquence
2. the ability to manipulate others through use of language
Thomas's ability to talk himself out of tricky situations has earned him a reputation for having a gilded tongue.
by dtfm November 14, 2007
by Enohp May 18, 2009
by Fredrickthestick March 13, 2014
A seemingly nice, golden boy, one would not suspect him of being capable of breaking hearts. However, he does, and when he does it hurts because you would never suspect this person to act like that. They are funny, smart, athletic, attractive and maintain a pretty untarnished record. They enjoy the attention that comes with the golden boy title and will use it to their advantage. Their charming nature makes every conversation feel like flirting, but in actuality, he has been in love with the same girl for six years and will never, I repeat, NEVER, get over it. He pushes all emotions down to avoid confrontation and maintain superficial perfection, but inevitably he will screw you over and then find no fault in his actions. He appears to be golden but a gilded boy will break your heart to get his happy ending.
Person 1: "I think Brad is flirting with me."
Person 2: "Ooo don't get involved with him."
Person 1: " Why he's such a golden boy."
Person 2: "No, he's a Gilded Boy, he only appears that way on the outside."
Person 2: "Ooo don't get involved with him."
Person 1: " Why he's such a golden boy."
Person 2: "No, he's a Gilded Boy, he only appears that way on the outside."
by noimnotmadanymore February 11, 2019