noun: synonymous with an extremely hung penis; term used to describe an enormous phallus; often confused with a third leg

(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.

A very large phallic being, which resembles the phallus. In conjunction with the salamander.

cockslinger's (Spiderman) arch enemy. The green crotchgoblin. Often found drooling outside sweet shops. Very dangerous but probably allergic to Ice Cream and Jelly. Named because of the large slugs he fires from his giant penile cannon.

A prolific revolutionary and proponent of the Pop Movement in the 1960s underground art scene, who was bent on exposing with his early works just how utterly superficial American society truly is, and forcing the abstract expressionists to recognize what they tried so ardently to block out. Warhol's immensely troubled personal life, however, is at times more fascinating than his art in itself.

His more popular works are now being bastardized by such teeny bopper clothing establishments as HotTopic and Urban Outitters. While this typically angers the hardened Warholiac who has spent years buidling a greater understanding of the true "genius" and social/homoerotic commentaries of Warhol's works, the true irony of this the current hatred of "Warhol mania" of the teen world by many an art elitist is that Warhol himself would have loved having his works (and his name) pimped out and reduced to kitsch by the younger generations, as he himself commonly stated and participated in (namely in the 1980s).

A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.