noun: synonymous with an extremely hung penis; term used to describe an enormous phallus; often confused with a third leg
I walked into the room and thought a tripod was set up. Turns out it was just Alex in the nude--never would have thought he had a Farouk!
(Often spelled out M.A.R.P.) A word used to describe any long cylindrical or boxy object that is slightly reminiscent of a phallus in any way. Often used when describing unknown objects fitting this description that may also vibrate or have a sound-producing characteristic, such as a vacuum cleaner hose, vibrating toothbrush, a truck trailer, a locomotive, a Boeing 747, an elevator shaft, a large building, a light pole, fire hydrant, fire extinguisher, or even a chainsaw. The acronym originated in late 2004 from the company "Miss Anne Robbe Productions" used when making fun of sexually related items.
person 1: "Dude, what is that long shafty looking metal thing protruding from the earth with that light at the top?"
person 2: "Haha! I don't know, but it looks like a MARP!"
person 1: "Hey man, check out my new model rocket!"
person 2: "Wow! It totally looks like a MARP! Hope this one doesn't land on the neighbor's roof again!"
driver: "I think my truck needs some engine work."
mechanic: "Ok, what's wrong?"
driver: "well, every time I start it up, it sputters and jumps all around like a giant MARP!"
mechanic: "Well, at least it's not a Dodge Neon!"
a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.
Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.
A very large phallic being, which resembles the phallus. In conjunction with the salamander.
Chinese Giant Salamander is a phallamander.
cockslinger's (Spiderman) arch enemy. The green crotchgoblin. Often found drooling outside sweet shops. Very dangerous but probably allergic to Ice Cream and Jelly. Named because of the large slugs he fires from his giant penile cannon.
Haha I will web you cockslugger.
No way cockslinger, I will gunish you with my almighty phallus.
A prolific revolutionary and proponent of the Pop Movement in the 1960s underground art scene, who was bent on exposing with his early works just how utterly superficial American society truly is, and forcing the abstract expressionists to recognize what they tried so ardently to block out. Warhol's immensely troubled personal life, however, is at times more fascinating than his art in itself.
His more popular works are now being bastardized by such teeny bopper clothing establishments as HotTopic and Urban Outitters. While this typically angers the hardened Warholiac who has spent years buidling a greater understanding of the true "genius" and social/homoerotic commentaries of Warhol's works, the true irony of this the current hatred of "Warhol mania" of the teen world by many an art elitist is that Warhol himself would have loved having his works (and his name) pimped out and reduced to kitsch by the younger generations, as he himself commonly stated and participated in (namely in the 1980s).
13-year-old: OMGZ! andy warhol is SOOOO teh sex! i just got the kewlest bag with a big banana on it from Urban Outfitters!!11!!1 warhol is my favorite artist EVER!! i got a marilyn monroe sleep mask too!
Person who has studied Andy Warhol: You do realize you're sporting a giant phallus on your bag, and that the Marilyn was a rumination on death, correct?
13-year-old: ...uuuh yeah. it's so pretty!!! warhol was a genius!!
Person who has studied Warhol: Please get away from me.
A massive penis, bigger than a doppelganger. The actual length of the phallusaurus rex cannot be measured, but when a person sees one, they know it is one.
'Your giant knob is nothing compared to my phallusaurus rex'