The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
by Travis Henry August 2, 2008
An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
by vaginaFREEDOM December 11, 2008
When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
by thegrandbuzz November 30, 2009
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.
Jimmy: Why?
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Jimmy: Why?
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
by Chuckadile December 21, 2011
When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.
"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"
by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006