| 1. | Poon Puddle Patty | ||
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adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug. Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that. |
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| 2. | ghost rider | ||
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When your fucking a girl from behind and holding her pigtails. While doing this you be sure to have her facing the headboard of the bed or a wall. At random let go of her hair and slam her head into the wall. man, she got a concussion when he gave her the ghost rider!
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| 3. | Lizzy Borden House | ||
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Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex. |
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| 4. | LolCat | ||
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Oh hai thare
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So you want to speak lolcat? It isn't very easy and you may end up with some kitty scratches in the end. The purpose of this page is to offer help on proper lolcat syntax and grammar. Don't worry if you don't get it at first. It takes some practice but in the end you'll end up with proper lolcat that is both cute and funny. This isn't fully written though. I shall be doing that soon. For now, if you really want a crash course go to icanhascheezburger and read the comments there. These are the experts. Yes, really. Here we go! General Spelling Rule: Homonymous Misspellings While some of the rules about spelling pertain to common typing errors, baby-talk, kindergarten misspellings and community-specific mannerisms found on online message boards, the important skill is to learn when using lolspeak is how to borrow the spelling of certain parts of one word to misspell another word that shares certain phonetic sounds (or that just rhymes). You can mix them around like this: ghost -> goast or ghoast (borrowing from "toast" or "coast") feet -> feat (borrowing from "meat" or "heat") moan -> mown (borrowing from "own" or "mow") crowd -> croud (borrowing from "cloud" or "found") nothing -> nuthing (borrowing from the typical sound of the letter "u" as in "umbrella" or "hut") |
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| 5. | Chaos | ||
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Much like physics, chaos theory provides a foundation for the study of all other scientific disciplines. It is acually a tool box of methods for incorporating nonlinear dynamics into the study of science. For many people, the work in chaos represents the reunification of the sciences. In mathematics, the use of strange attractors, fractals, and cellular automata, and other nonlinear, graphical models are used for studying data that was previously thought of as random. In biology, chaos is used in the identification of new evolutionary processes leading to understanding the genetic algorithim, artificial life simulations, better understanding of learning processes in systems including the brain, and studies of such previously unresearchable areas as consciousness and the mind. Darwin's work also appears in direct conflict with Newton's because it changes our understanding of the nature of time, demonstrating that some time is not reversible. Prigogine explains that the concept of entropy is actually the physicists application of the concept of evolution to physical systems. The greater the entropy of a system, the more highly evolved the system is. Chaos theory is also having a major impact on quantum physics and attempts to reconcile the chaos of quantum physics with the predictability of Newton's universe. The push for such unification cam from Einstein. Chaos theory is causing most quantum physicists to accept what Einstein rejected, that God probably did play dice with the universe.
Chaos theory is already affecting the critical aspects of our lives. It greatly impacts all sciences. For example, it is answering previously unsolvable problems in quantum mechanics and cosmology. The understanding of heart arrhthmias and brain function has been revolutionized by chaos research. There have been games and toys developed from chaos research, such as the SimAnt, SimLife, SimCity, etc. series of computer games. Fractal mathematics are critiical to improved information compression and encryption schemese needed for computer networking and telecommunications. K's Chaos gave them the story to be so, as you say juicy, it would have been the talk of your successful endevor. When a person knows they are being bated and play the fall guy so trackers plan can be plotted by the trackie; it gave them chaos enough to talk about it. Her question is- Was it really her fault or their desire to stalk her life and take from her that which was her story and hers alone to tell when she was ready? She chose not to want people to know her gift! People use what they do not understand to an advandage of some thing they want and may truly not deserve to know. |
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| 6. | Menticide | ||
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(men-tiss-side) Ok, look at the pronounciation, thus telling us, where the word stems from. (Men...___side). Lady's this is how you handle the shark pit! The word itself meaning Brainwashing! Darling, you can't pull your menticide tact on me. We all know it's about your dong and willy's need to break free of fellowship. This ain't no heaven's gate idiot boy's. Save your darn koolaid and ingannation for teenie tots that belive your game. You could have just said your lulliloo B was welcoming, but hen your plan would have been shot to shizer!
Princox, is a arrogand effminate fellow as it seems! |
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| 7. | Ghost Wheel | ||
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When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship. Example:
At a table of friends. Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?" Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!" Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!" Later that day. Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8." Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?" Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I" Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :( |
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