a term coined by Mr. Jonathon Olsen, defining his style of dress/hair

anyone who dresses in this fashion shall forever be labeled as "retarded" and "in need of help"

usually involving polo shirts, dress pants, a crew cut on top of an already balding head, and a constant, and defined stupid look on one's face.

coupled with his extreme pedophillic nature, Olsen is one formidable teacher.