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gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.
I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.
Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017
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The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.
Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.
Gerta by rules1234 June 1, 2018
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The derpy way of saying god.
Oh... my.... gherd!
Gherd by BobbyBillVonDuck February 3, 2013
Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.
Gært by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

Ghartoosh 

Arabic word meaning "Baby Killer"
Holy shit is that a Ghartoosh!!!
Ghartoosh by OGshottyscrub February 11, 2010
Ghentai is a madeup word which stands for gay anime porn, but simplified with the g in front of hentai

This can also be used as an inslut to others, stating that they like to watch gay anime porn

To pronounce ghentai:
Ghen-tai
Billy: Jim, what are you watching?
Jim: I'm watching ghentai
Billy: You disgusting weeb Jim....

Nick: Tyler watches Ghentai
Tyler: No I don't you animal
Nick: Yes you do!
Ghentai by EasternStars November 23, 2018

Gertjejansen 

A really cool German last name. There's only about 12 people with the last name alive in 2010, most live in the United States. Pronounced Gerty-jensen.
The Gertjejansen kids are so cool!
Gertjejansen by DGert December 25, 2010