Falling in love with a large black woman that could crush you.
Getting SO plastered at a party you go to get more drinks and you end up blowing the fat guy you're driving with, just because you're bored
He's totally getting Kipped with lafawnda, and he loves her more than technology
"Dude I was so drunk I didn't want to blow that guy"
"But you still blew him?"
"Yeah but I wouldn't sober"
"You were getting kipped...bye"