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Gettysburg Sausage

A foot-long top-cut hot dog roll filled snugly with a breaded and deep-fried type 3 or 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Davenport: Did you see the yokel farmhands eating Gettysburg Sausages for lunch?

Battlefield Tourist: Yeah, I hope they choked on them! They were too lazy to help me after they saw my family and I being robbed by street gang members in Gettysburg.
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Gettysburger 

A grilled 1/2 lb. slab of horse manure in between a kaiser roll.
I was driving to an important city and I stopped in Gettysburg because I really really had to take a dump. Anyway, I saw this place that served "Gettysburgers" and all the locals raved about them, they were awful, they smelled like a cesspool full of night soil.

the Kitty Getter 

This describes the cat version of the Boogie Man and explains the cautious behavior of cats.
Fluffy peeks around corners ti make sure the Kitty Getter doesn't grab her!
the Kitty Getter by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2017

gettysburg 

At the pool party, the b-boys decided to make it a true party by gettysburging.

go-getter 

someone wants the best in life and they work hard to get to make it happen for themselves nobody stops them.
We went to a job program and we had go-getters who want to look for a job and want to make it happen in job force market.
go-getter by Wisdomgirl November 17, 2013

p-getter 

One who gets pussy often. A pussy-getter.
Last night you were a true p-getter. You brought home two Asian girls.

David Beckham, Michael Phelps, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods.
p-getter by Marcus Bunny July 6, 2008

Bucket Getter 

Noun : The name give to the best player ever to touch a basketball. To get buckets , and to get them at the same time. The act of Bucket Getting.
Nick : " I wish I was a Bucket Getter !"
Bucket Getter by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012