look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
1.
An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.
Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."
by vivian February 10, 2004