German beer

Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way

by Czech lady October 18, 2020

German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.

Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions

by TwoFlamingFlamingos May 16, 2018

The german pineapple

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

by III TTT June 20, 2020

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 17, 2022

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

German legs

Something that you could eat

"yes I had some German legs"

by Sash.lame August 17, 2020

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 17, 2021