A german twizleris when a german or german looking man takes a swirly and very uncomftorable poo, then forces his sex partner to eat it as she/he would a twizler.
Man 1: Wow i made my gf eat a german twizler yesterday.

Man 2: Wow! i ate one yesterday!

Awkward pause...

Man 1: Dude, thats just wrong. I can smell it in your breath...

Man 3: MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE!!!
by The Br00talzz March 3, 2009
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