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Geriaphiliac 

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.
"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."
Geriaphiliac by Red Killwell July 3, 2007

geriaphile 

One who has a great appreciation (and often, anal relations, pisser-to-pooper) for the elderly form.
"You know Mark, I had a great time raiding your grandma the other night"
"Hush your mouth dude, you're such a geriaphile"
geriaphile by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

Geriaphile 

A jailbait teen who plunders nursery homes looking for withered man-flesh.
Gella went to Rockdale and got herself an 87 year old man-toy. She is such a geriaphile.
Geriaphile by gella222 April 23, 2009

Geriaphile 

A distinct proclivity and sexual attraction toward the elderly by a significantly younger person
Teen a: Dude, what shall we do today?

Teen b: Dude, let's go to your grandmother's again!

Teen a: Again?! Anyone would think you were a geriaphile the way you go on!
Geriaphile by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

geriphiliac 

a person who is obsessed with having sexual relations with elderly people
My geriphiliac brother married a woman 40 yrs older than himself.
geriphiliac by skubi July 25, 2009

Gerophilia

Love for the wrinkles. Retirees. C'mon now! You know that thingy...
Art has always been a gerophiliac. He claims older hens yield a better broath.
Gerophilia by 3ller July 9, 2021