Gurgaflex 

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying it/them.

(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them

Gurgaflex by Dujac0 January 11, 2009

gungaflex

a major disaster (according to Provastian Jackson, Tavis - see below for context).

Found on BBC News UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11420737 in response to Emma Thompson's attack on 'sloppy language'.
QUOTE: I accidentally referred to the financial crisis as '...a right gungaflex' (major disaster) in a job interview about a year ago. The interviewer stared at me with a sort of bored, affronted blankness for several seconds before asking me to explain what I meant. I couldn't, so was asked to leave. It was a real shame as we'd been getting on like a house on fire before that. Conclusion: Keep slang out of da workplace an in de yard, fen de gwan ruff riderz.

Provastian Jackson, Tavis

gungaflex by urban_virgin October 21, 2010

gurgaflex 

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying said object/s.

(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them

gurgaflex by Dujac0 January 10, 2009

gigaflex 

a flex beyond muscle

1. 𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘣𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹
2. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 thus a gigaflex unto itself
3. "𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦"

gigaflex by asdfwasdf July 12, 2022

gigaflex 

a flex beyond muscle

1. 𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘣𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹
2. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘶𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘴 thus a gigaflex unto itself
3. "𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦"
4. the mods & admins of this forum try'n ta gigaflex oft too oft

gigaflex by asdfwasdf July 12, 2022

Gergapleku 

a little man who watches you while you sleep. he always knows. he knows.

Gergapleku found me. He finds everyone.

Gergapleku by Skerble March 30, 2024