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Genital Herpes 

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.
Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!

Genital harpies 

A very serious and painful sexually transmitted infection. Usually transmitted during unprotected sex with extremely bitchy women--a Harpy--the resulting STI can be somewhat distracting.

After 30 incubation days, teeny-tiny eggs in the genital area hatch, releasing a clutch of Greek harpies. These small, winged creatures will then become very territorial over the infection site, and will attack any possible partner.

The harpies will only calm down after a large meal, their appetite being satisfied.
Brandon: "How was last night?"

Aaron: "Awesome! I took Angelina out to a big, buffet dinner and we had sex after! High five!"

Brandon: "--Dude, Angelina's a Harpy."

Aaron: "So?"

Brandon: "Did you use a condom?!"

Aaron: "Nope, went au naturel."

Brandon: "She gave you the genital harpies, man!"

Aaron: "Fuck."
Genital harpies by arekushi2 September 29, 2010

genital herpes 

the shit that you get when you have just enough sex
genital herpes by SexEd May 30, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026