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Could refer to Gellert Grindelwald of the Harry Potter books, most likely the sexiest fucking beast to walk this earth. He was a dark wizard who believed in Wizard Supremacy. He is dead, but WAS taken by the second sexiest bloke ever, Albus Dumbledore. He wore fancy clothes and did fancy things...to Albus of course ;D

Also could refer to a stupid-ass whore neopet. Who stole Grindelwald's name. I don't care which came first. FUCK YOU, NEOPET! DIE IN A HOLE.
"CRUCIO!" cried Gellert as he attacked his idiotic copy-cat neopet.
Gellert by Dumblewhore December 24, 2009
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Gellért 

If you are a Gellért, you have a beautiful soul. You are kind, happy, and soooo patient.
Hi! Im Gellért. Hope you have a great day :)
Gellért by SZAMÁR November 21, 2021

Jordan Gellert 

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.
Jordan Gellert by Vliney April 30, 2023

monica geller 

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!

uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

geller-yeller 

the Geller-Family Newspaper.
Edited by Ross Geller
I will put this in the next Geller Yeller!

Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008