Mr. Gehret 

Possibly the worst teacher you’ll ever find, sucks on goat penis day and night and gives out lunch detentions like cardi b gives people drinks that knocks them out. Has a giant wart on his finger and also says “alright” like he has a stutter, hopefully he gets fired

Man i just had the worst day of my life, it was because of Mr. Gehret, he gave me a detention for pouring water all over the floor

Mr. Gehret by But i’m from Ohio, white boi May 12, 2019

Gehrett

One of the sexiness, hottest, cutest, funniest, and sweetest man you would ever find. if you find him you better hold tight. Hes the most perfect guy on the planet.

I wish i had a good guy.. dont worry your gehrett will come around soon.

Gehrett by young based cook February 25, 2012

dirty gehrty 

An otherwise collected man, who gets excessively angry when he gets beaten at table tennis.

B.P.: Man dirty gehrty just threw a total fit and broke the ping ping paddle after I worked him over 21-2

M.J.W: That's wack

dirty gehrty by DrTtobe September 24, 2012

Genretarded

Not knowing the true genre of a band

Me: "Who's your favorite hard rock band? "
Them: "Probably Nickelback"
Me: "You're genretarded"

Genretarded by Km89 June 16, 2015

Gehrection 

When Jason Geh gets an erection.

Jason got a gehrection after laying eyes on Gina.

Gehrection by KANGALINTHESHUL October 22, 2019

gerretsen 

Opening your mouth without thinking and making a strong argument against your own position will now be known as a 'gerretsen'.

Accidentally making a strong argument for your position when you are completely uninformed will now be known as a 'reverse gerretsen'.

I was trying to explain why failing math was the teacher's fault and not mine, but I pulled a complete gerretsen. Now I'm grounded for like a month.

gerretsen by Political Orphan March 2, 2023

Gerrets 

Gerrets is a Minecraft YouTuber or a Variety YouTuber. He is almost at 10K subscribers. Usually, people say his voice is hot. You can decide that. He is a kind person despite the persona he puts on the screen for viewers.

Them: What is Gerrets?
You: Oh, a great YouTuber!
Them: I will watch him then! Thanks.

Gerrets by reinthegreat July 7, 2023