geohypochondriac

a person who equates minor disturbances happening in one (typically, his or her) part of the country, with cataclysmic events that have happened or are happening in other parts of the world.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

geohypochondriac by Arborealizer August 26, 2011

geoheadie 

A person or thing that is one with the universe's eternal energy. Geoheadie people understand the most complex ideas about life and the circle of energy. Geoheadie's are the highest form of headie beings. Geoheadie's live by PLUR.

Geoheadie things consist mainly of earthly ideas with sometimes a focus on geometric shapes. Orignaly used to describe objects seen after smoking dimethyltryptamine (DMT). Now more common uses describe blown glass, a persons style, a piece of clothing, or anything that is associated with peace, love, unity and/or respect.

"Dude, your new bong is sooooooooo geoheadie."

"Lorin, the bassnectar dude, is way to geoheadie for his own good!"

(while on several doses of LSD) "The lights! Geooooheadie!"

geoheadie by cpham May 18, 2011

Samuel geoghegan 

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

samuel geoghegan is a paigon

Samuel geoghegan by smolbeanJ&bigbeanR July 9, 2019

geohot 

The first guy who unlocked the iPhone, he also hacked the Playstation 3.

SONY CEO: I hate geohot!!!!

geohot by rxm1 April 2, 2011

Geoghan 

1. a mad south african ninja who has killed many man
2. to kill someone with a bow and arrow

he geoghaned that kid

Geoghan by Dinleelee October 21, 2008

Gego

A term of happiness at an act, or a statement referring to the inherent coolness of an object, person or act.

"Gego" shouted Dek, as he found money he never knew he had.

That coat is Gego!!!!

Gego by Andrew Kirkman January 9, 2006

geohot 

The kid who unlocked the iPhone.

Yo geohot is one sick nasty hacker!

geohot by Ben P January 24, 2008