(verb) the act of relying on the most sober friend (if you are a true peace geeser none of your friends are ever completely sober) to wake you up so you can leave a late night drunken rendevous and be home to wake up in the comfort of your own bed before you can actually fully remember what you even did last night.

(verb) a two word phrase that can be whispered among friends meaning...let's get the hell out of here

(relentless next day poses for photos and laughing about the night before) one friend holds up a peace sign while the other friend holds up the geese sign (thumb and pinky out...all other fingers down)....this seems pety, I know....but it never gets old.

A perfectly executed peace geese is done in the midnight hours and sometimes you yourself don't even realize you are doing it...it's like your body has been trained to never wake up in the daylight hours at the scene of a drunken hook-up where you might be forced to realize what you have just done...and who you have just done

a fat lazy geeser. A pathological liar that thrills himself in other peoples misfortunes. A creature that commits no less than 40 sins per day including gluttony, sloth, and greediness. A hot-tempered weed fiend that loves his rugby...

In the prehistoric ghoulash of human stew, the god of geesage, "geesed-ton", was sitting beneath a tree when it was suddenly struck with lightning. Geesed-ton went unconscience for quite some time, however when he awakened he found himself enlightened, and instantly realized how one could geese on another. He taught the artform of the geesage to his young apprentice, Dickson Tse, and told the young man to never use the artform against another, for he knew of its true power. One day while Dickson Tse was on his way to Chinatown to retreive some cocktail-buns, he coincidentally crossed paths with Liye Zhang, the god of anti-geesage. In Dickson's conscience he knew that he shouldn't use the power of the geese, but he knew that in this situation his master would do the same. Dickson waged his geesage upon Liye, however Liye was quick to return a quick move of anti-geesage, and from that point on, the war of geesage vs. anti-geesage was engaged. To this day, the only known power to prevail over the art of geesage is the art of wombat copter.

Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.

Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab- take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.

Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuou...