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Geddes Stealth 

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.
James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."
Geddes Stealth by busy b boi May 12, 2017
The character that has been given the ability to initiate Armageddon. A warrior entity that is not exactly a human or an angle, but a being created to battle. He is not Christ, nor is he perfect. He is not the openner of the seals, nor one of the horsemen.

He is the chosen warrior used to prepare and weaken the world for the comming of the end of Satan's rule.
Gedden was split into two "people" during the first battle against Satan and the angels of Heaven to prevent an early Armageddon.
Gedden by Ninjor November 24, 2004

Banjo Geddes 

An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.
Banjo Geddes by Vanilla Bear!!!xD November 21, 2010
The title given to a ninja that appears, often inexplicably, in a Thomas Hardy novel or Shakespeare play.
The term was coined in the early 21st century by English Literature students.
JULIET: Rome, Rome, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Suddenly, and rather inexplicably, a Geddes drops onto the balcony and slices Juliet in half, before disappearing into the night
Enter ROMEO
ROMEO: Um... Juliet?
geddes by i_am_the_walrus May 21, 2008

Geddestruction

The complete and utter destruction committed by tiny beings. The tiny destructors will likely be eating cereal and singing random songs. The destruction will be fast and furious and will usually end before you realize it began.
Guy: Hey what happened to your house?
Girl: Geddestruction happened

cheyenne geddes 

physiological narcissistic abuser
Cheyenne Geddes won’t let her kids see their dad but claims he abandoned his kids.