Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 13, 2017

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 18, 2017