Gay Carlos 

Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.

Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos

Gay Carlos by Lenny Da Lunchman June 5, 2019

gay card 

The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.

I haven't seen Rent yet and I can't make quiche, so take away my gay card.

gay card by Trashboysj June 14, 2006

dropped your gay card 

This is a phrase used when also pointing at the floor 'you dropped your gay card" the other person automatically looks at what your pointing to, without realising what you said. When they realise that they are looking for their imaginary gay card on the floor they feel very stupid, but very funny to everyone else.

Person 1. (points to the floor) Geoff you dropped your gay card!!

Geoff. (Looks to floor then feels foolish)

dropped your gay card by stephb May 2, 2008

you dropped your gay card 

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.

Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!

you dropped your gay card by winz May 14, 2005

gay Carter 

A short hobbit like character with a medium Penis, but it cannot fit in anything because its so fat. Also sucks off his best Asian friend.

Oh crap, is that a gay Carter with his asian friend slobbing???

gay Carter by Joe Is The Name October 7, 2019

Playing the gay card 

Similar to playing the black card, playing the woman card, playing the disabled card, et cetera.
When someone exploits positive discrimination to get their way, and points to a personal trait of theres as a fault which somehow justifies their actions or inability to do something they'd ordinarily be expected to do.
Also used to guilt trip people into taking back something they've said on the grounds of them being insensitive.

Usually just enforces negative stereotypes and is extremely detrimental to the cases of most gay people simply wanting to be treated like normal human beings.

"Muuumm, I can't take the garbage out - I'm gay, remember?"
"Oh, sorry son. I'll do it. Thanks for playing the gay card! I nearly forgot that I'm supposed to treat you like an imbecile for something totally irrelivant to your physical and mental capacity."

"What the fuck are you on about, boy?"
"That really hurts my feelings. I have special needs! It's not easy growing up gay, you know?"
"Erh, don't play the gay card you stupid brat."

"What the hell did you do that for? You just killed 40,000 people!"
"I'm gay! How could I know any better? It's your fault, you straight people have made me unknowledgable through your discrimination."

Playing the gay card by kako July 29, 2008

gay carrot 

A ginger prick

Me:Fuck me mate, a gay carrot!
Gay carrot: your in deep shit buddy

gay carrot by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020