by stephb May 2, 2008
by Nacht' May 20, 2010
a movie that is quite popular with grade-schoolers. You will usually be asked whether or not you have seen this movie, to which you must respond yes and then proceed to make up random scenes you saw in it. Otherwise, as the title suggests, you are gay.
person 1: Have you seen the movie Gay People Say No? *snicker*
person 2: In fact, yes I have. Do you remember the car chase scene where the hero jumps through the windshield, shoots the driver, crashes the car off the cliff, and jumps onto a helicopter at the last minute, steals it, and destroys an entire car dealership with it and then shoots at random people?
person 1: walks away
person 2: In fact, yes I have. Do you remember the car chase scene where the hero jumps through the windshield, shoots the driver, crashes the car off the cliff, and jumps onto a helicopter at the last minute, steals it, and destroys an entire car dealership with it and then shoots at random people?
person 1: walks away
by 79651964971 February 20, 2008
A popular term used most commonly by Elementary and Middle Schoolers to try and make fun of someone because they are "gay." Basically someone would walk up to you and say "Hey have you watched the movie 'Gay People Say No'?" If you say no then you are "gay" because the tittle "says so." If you answer yes then you better have a good follow up comment. (See below for an awesome one!) You can alternatively respond with "Cool Story Bro" and watch the other person shut up.
Person 1: Hey have you ever watched the movie "Gay People Say No"?
Person 2: Yeah, I downloaded that off of ThePirateBay like two weeks ago! It was AWESOME!! My favorite part was when that one dude took down the enemy helicopter with a throwing knife!
Person 2: Yeah, I downloaded that off of ThePirateBay like two weeks ago! It was AWESOME!! My favorite part was when that one dude took down the enemy helicopter with a throwing knife!
by Beast Ops June 6, 2011
by bdjdjfjfjfjfj March 10, 2022
There nothing wrong about not teaching children under the age of 12 about sexuality. Sorry is not age appropriate. We would still be having this conversation about straight people. There is nothing wrong about having homosexual tendencies however maybe it's not the right time for young CHILDREN to learn about this yet.
Why the don't say gay bill is important:
Young Timmy: uh teacher, what's a homosexual? Teacher: it's two people of the same sex practicing practicing pleasure on each other with their Gentelia. There is no offspring made because members of the same sex cant have babies. So essentially Timmy you will see a woman with a strap on fake penis penetrating the other woman's vagina or they will grind each others vulvas together for orgasm. Or a man will typically insert his penis into the other mans anus. Homosexuals often time practice oral sex to stimulate each others sex organs. Oh did we go over orgasm yet?
Young Timmy(getting home from school): mom! dad! guess what I learned today!
Mom and dad: lets vote for the Dont say gay bill!
Young Timmy: uh teacher, what's a homosexual? Teacher: it's two people of the same sex practicing practicing pleasure on each other with their Gentelia. There is no offspring made because members of the same sex cant have babies. So essentially Timmy you will see a woman with a strap on fake penis penetrating the other woman's vagina or they will grind each others vulvas together for orgasm. Or a man will typically insert his penis into the other mans anus. Homosexuals often time practice oral sex to stimulate each others sex organs. Oh did we go over orgasm yet?
Young Timmy(getting home from school): mom! dad! guess what I learned today!
Mom and dad: lets vote for the Dont say gay bill!
by stainless67 March 31, 2022
Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”
by Hym Iam November 26, 2022