Matthew is a gay icon. Someone looking for a cute boyfriend to cry on when things are rough. He loves all, but most do not love him. He is smart, but no one sees it. He tries to be funny, but his audience is not quite understood. Matthew is a legend, and if you are a Matthew, you're a legend too.
oh god, there's that gay wad matthew
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
there's matthew gay, stay away from him
*matthew laughs* everyone else: I don't get it.
by SmittyMattJunior January 05, 2022
by defo not matteo January 28, 2021