Malcom Garritty

A fat fuck. Often mistaken for huge animals such a whale or a hippopotamus. His diet consists of junk food and zero veggies. The floor shakes like an earthquake with each step he takes. Malcom Garritty is fat.

Is that an elephant. No it's Malcom Garritty

Malcom Garritty by anonymous June 6, 2022

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GarrittPG

“GarrittPG”a competitive fortnite player. Most used quote “Bots hit shots”

garrittpg by Fortnite Fan 23 July 6, 2021

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GarrittPG is a good fn player and had over 1500 wins and top 100 placements. He was a popular twitch streamer also.

holy shi* GarrittPG is in my game right now!

garrittpg by Keyhim July 7, 2021

Garrity 

used as a term to describe someone who's gone mental.

"She's gone totally Garrity, mate!"

Garrity by Mozzallini November 3, 2011

Garrity Blues 

When you miss someone so much, even if you saw them less than 15 hours ago, you have the Garrity Blues.

Man I really miss Chris, even though I saw him so recently. I guess I have the Garrity Blues.

Garrity Blues by Spencer "Simba" Aussie September 17, 2010

The Garrity Fuckhouse 

When a red headed caucasion male fucks a blonde African American female from behind in the ass at the top of a stairwell, the male then proceeds to punch the african american female in the back of the head knocking her unconscious and then ashits on her abdomen and smears it all over her titties creating the fudge brownie effect similar to the cinnabunns, the red headed caucasion male then interlocks his arms and legs around the unconscious blonde african american female body and barrel rolls her down the stairs.........Also known as the Korean Stinger

Yo homie I gave my biotch The Garrity Fuckhouse last night and she came for hours!

The Garrity Fuckhouse by Yo mama Yo dady September 7, 2008

Garrity Steamer 

When a male releases his bowels upon the chest of another male that must be over 300 pounds and then proceeds to make love to their chest.

Mike Adams gave a Garrity Steamer to his boyfriend last Saturday night.

Garrity Steamer by Garrity Steamer April 4, 2010