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Santa clause had some presents to deliver but to bad i lived in a van down by the river. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
YOU WILL DIE I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! I shall cut open your skull and rip out your eyeballs and intestines and slurp them up out of the bottom of your skull like noodles!
by Dumb Ass August 15, 2004