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Tæske mit gardin

Et udtryk for at onanere
Nå, nu skal jeg også hjem og tæske mit gardin
Tæske mit gardin by Big_J3000 August 21, 2025

Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.
Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.
Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023
one of the best (and very underrated) music artists out there. he has an extremely unique voice and is very talented. he has made songs such as ‘i think you’re really cool’ and ‘solitary’ (some of his most popular songs) .he has many amazing albums such as ‘creature’ (named after his cat) that was followed by creature part two.
are you listening to guardin?
yeah dude! he’s epic!
guardin by Millie rodger April 10, 2020

mink guarding 

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.

Asian Grading Scale

Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad

Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
Asian Grading Scale by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013