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Garden City, Michigan 

A small no where town where everyone knows absolutely everyone and their business. You know at least 3 people that live on every street, and your parents most likely grew up in the house across the street. Garden City is a black hole that no one ever truely escapes.
"Scientists just dsicovered the destination of all black holes! Garden City, Michigan."

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT?!"-Your mom.
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garden city 

An upper middle class town located in the center of Nassau County, Long Island and known for its, Conservative, Roman-Catholic population. Students at GCHS are known for their work-hard, party-harder mentality, with many getting good grades, being sick at some sport, and then throwing down hard on the weekends. Many sport the preppy look, however their is a growing minority of skaters, goths, and emo kids who stick with each other, but generally everyone gets along pretty nicely. Some live in multi-million dollar plus homes (such as those on the Garden City Golf Club (snob hill), Stewart Avenue, and some in the Estates and Mott) but most live in normal sized 500,000 to million dollar homes on the East Side near Country Life, in the Esates, or in the mott.) Many of the adults are wall street traders, brokers, lawyers, business owners, or doctors. Kids tend to throw down either at a house party or in random outdoor locations. The smart kids and great athletes of gchs tend to end up at Ivy League or similar institutions (Georgetown, Boston College, Notre Dame, NYU, UVA, Lehigh, Bucknell, Loyola, Trinity, Colby, Bowdoin, Haverford, etc.) Other popular choices include Villanova, Fairfield University, and Fordham University. Some at GCHS are stuck up and can be mean but most tend to be pretty laid back and chill. The language of Garden City includes words such as 'shwag' and 'sketchy.' Most athletic recruits are from lax or field hockey, which produce many state championships for the school. Many go on to have jobs similar to their parents, such as Wall Street Jobs and law jobs, but some may deviate from the norm. Overall, GC residents agree that it is a good place to grow up and live.
GC KID: Dude Friday at O'McCallagans was so shwag, i dont remember what happened but I think i hooked up with that sketch field hockey chick and i woke up on McShannahans front lawnn with no clothes and McDooligans longstick.
NON GC KID: WTF?!

NON GC KID: That kid's so dumb, how is he going to Princeton.
Kid # 2: Because hes from Garden City.
NON GC KID: Oh.

garden city by MacMillan January 8, 2006

Garden City 

A mid-upper class town in Eastern Long Island, famous for it's rich Roman Catholic Republican population and homogenous culture. If you see a man of color wandering the streets, you'll be sure to see a man in blue not far behind. The high school culture revolves around both the finest preppy styles (Lilly Pulitzer, Abercrombie etc.)lacrosse and football, with inordinate amounts of funds being provided for such luxuries as a turf football field while the school roofs continue to leak. If you dare to brave the mean streets of Garden City, you will see many a BMW, Mercedes and Lexus. Don't worry if you crash it drunk driving. Daddy will replace it. Be sure to check out one of the local parties, often complete with multiple kegs. Don't worry though. With all these parties students still find their way into Ivy level schools with a little help of their trusty pigskin or lacrosse stick.
Man, remember how hard we threw down in Garden City last weekend? I don't.
Garden City by Johnny O. owns Hank September 21, 2005

garden city girls 

Girls from Garden City, Long Island that are really hot and have great bods and sick ass cars. "Daddy's girls", a few have trust funds. They get into fights alot and cause alot of drama too. They like football and lacrosse players and love to party... HARD.
Garden city girls are hot and bitches
garden city girls by LO/LC November 29, 2005

garden city 

Really rich town in Long Island, NY. Very preppy and all of the kids there are freakishly good at lax.
He's from Garden City, so he's hot and good at lax
garden city by GClax May 13, 2005

garden city high school 

Garden City High School is the worst fucking place on the face of the Earth. The nickname of the city is Garbage Shitty.
Garden City High School is so fucking stupid. Worst place on Earth.

garden city girls 

Garden City girls are hot. Suprisingly they are all very smart and excel in sports. They can drink more than guys can and they wear really expensive clothing.
Everyone wants to be like garden city girls.
garden city girls by gc'shot December 28, 2005