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I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.
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garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s

Garage ass 

An Anus stretched out enough to park a car in.
Bruce has a bad case of garage ass since the fleet is in port!
Garage ass by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Parking Garage 

"Do you want to Parking Garage?"
"We we're Parking Garaging last night"
"Let's Parking Garage on the Parking Garage"

Three car garage 

A girl who takes it in the ass, pussy, and mouth.
Last night at the bar I met a three car garage and took her back to my place.
Three car garage by Djgammer May 26, 2017

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.
Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”
Garage Sesh by Minty666 August 1, 2020

Garage Queen 

A rarely driven car that is in mint or near mint condition, is only driven in fair weather (no rain/snow), and is kept in the garage, usually washed and waxed, under a cover.
That guy's car is a garage queen, the only time you'll see it out is if there isn't a cloud in the sky.
Garage Queen by noles9399 October 30, 2008