Galdness 

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

garitness

Semen

"You swallowed, no spittin garitness" Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me-Cold Flamez

garitness by A-Prus October 14, 2009

guiltiness 

The state of having committed an offense.

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)

guiltiness by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006

Gaminess 

Gaminess (or any form thereof) can be used as any part of speech, but is most coherent when used in the adjective or noun form. The key to successful usage of gaminess is to let it flow. It can be defined as something that is the ideal form of any activity or type of feeling or emotion, which causes you to become indescribably energetic, extremely positively charged with emotion, or just downright enthusiastic and juiced about something. Gaminess captures the activity or cause of these intense feelings, or rather, these acts that cause gaminess would be considered "gamey" acts. Most simply, it is used appropriately when all other words in the english language do not do justice to the emotion you are currently feeling. Also, it can be described as the feeling of the desire to be spontaneousness that results from an activity. It can also be used as a substitute for any word that has a similar part of speech. (It's uses are infinite, and this is an attempt to make finite that which is infinite)

May the gaminess be with you.

This gaminess is unprecedented!

This activity brings out the gaminess in all of us.

This tea is making me feel incredibly gamey!

If you feel lethargic, the gaminess is not flowing through you.

Gaminess by Ortho Stice June 10, 2011

Saltiness 

League of Legends ranked queues

Damn that game was filled with so much salt, I though I might die from saltiness

Saltiness by ArchSleuth2604 June 28, 2017

Goatiness 

Being a GOAT all the time

Her fans could not take GOATINESS

Goatiness by The G0@T February 26, 2018

Desvirga-gallines

Catalan word for pedophile or someone who likes to date much younger women.

John is a Desvirga-Gallines, he was filtering with an 8-year-old

Desvirga-gallines by SpoonSlayer January 29, 2024