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asahi gakuen 

a japanese saturday school. it starts at 9am on saturdays and ends at 3:30pm with lunch and break inbetween. mostly made up of japanese FOBS, happas, or wannabe american japanese kids.

most of them are forced to go by their asian parents, therefore cannot go anywhere on saturdays.
person 1 "DAMNNN so glad its a friday mann, u wanna go catcha movie tomorrow?"
person 2 " cantt i got fucking japanese asahi gakuen sat skool tomorrow"
person 1 "woahh you have japanese school on SATURDAYS??!? thats freaking torture man."
person 2 "yeee ikr it sucks haha we get to learn like 90 characters a week"
person 1 " shit that sucks dick EYY do u hav any homework though??"
person 2 " lmfao yeah we do"
person 1 "sucks man...sucks to be you..."
asahi gakuen by ghost(: January 16, 2011

gakutenn 

Ship name for Gaku x Tenn from TRIGGER. The best canon pair in the IDOLiSH7 series. They try to hide their love for each other but they would die without the other. They are the definition of true love. Some people believe Gaku is heterosexual because of his crush on Tsumugi but he is a bisexual icon. His true deep love is Tenn Kujo.
Wow you two are the perfect couple, such a gakutenn!!!
gakutenn by Gaku104ever October 24, 2020
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A sweet loving girl with the best sense of humor. She is full of kindness. She mostly hangs out with guys because they love her. If you have a gakenia in your life you better keep her close to your heart cause she is one of a kind.
Gakenia is such a beautiful girl.
gakenia by Tyra6 July 16, 2019

Garuende 

when you eat a string like food such as spaghetti, out of a girls genatals or anal region.
hey Sophia, can i have some garuende tonight?
Garuende by truckmutt May 28, 2014

gayuendo 

Used to describe phrasing used by an individual to subtlety tell you he/she is gay E.g. Any phrase succeeded by "in my mouth"
Mike's use of "in my mouth" is an uncomfortable gayuendo.
gayuendo by Chesteraarthur April 15, 2015

ng ga kuen 

A style of Southern Shaolin Kung Fu, created about 250 years ago brought from China in the early 20th century by Grandmaster Ark Yuey Wong. He became the first traditional Kung Fu master to teach non-Chinese real Kung Fu in the 60's.

Meaning "Five Family Fist" or "Five Family Boxing", the style puts together the knowledge of the 5 most famous Kung Fu styles from the south of China: Hung Gar (Punching), Lee Gar (Defense), Fut Gar (Open hand techniques), Mok Gar (Kicks) and Choy Gar (Stances and footwork). It is also famous for it's teaching of the 5 Shaolin Animals: Tiger, Dragon, Crane, Snake and Leopard, being one of the first styles to introduce the concept of animal kung fu to the West. As a good southern style, it is known for it's powerful and versatile hand techniques and it's use of quick, deceptive and powerful low kicks, with the 'shadowless kick' being a staple of the system.

It became an incredibly important martial art, influencing several styles through their creators, who absorbed parts of Ng Ga Kuen into theirs styles, such as Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto, creator and preserver of Jeet Kune Do, Douglas Wong creator of White Lotus Kung Fu, Ed Parker, the creator of American Kenpo Karate, Haumea Lefiti who created Lima Lama, James Woo creator of Kung Fu San Soo, among many others.

Today, Ng Ga Kuen is taught in many shapes through the United States, México, Canada and Central and South America.
You'd better not mess with that Miriam girl, I heard she knows Ng Ga Kuen Kung Fu!
ng ga kuen by NB-NGK September 8, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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