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Gajoobie 

The science of developing an invincible and tireless love muscle. This form of yoga requires that the adept supports his entire body with his erect penis. Lying face down, the yogi springs full wood thrusting his body upward into the air. Experienced gajoobie yogis are capable of remaining suspended on their trembling members for hours on end. Some will spin around in a dervish-like revery of penile ecstasy.
I have been practicing gajoobie for 12 years, my penis has developed astounding strength.
Gajoobie by Gajoobie Joe July 5, 2012
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Gajoobie 

Gajoobie is the goods mans. If you got the gajoobie in the do, that's the goods.
Gajoobie machine. I made a stand, put out my hand, and the gajoobie, was in the do.
Gajoobie by Stazn March 20, 2004
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a funny word made by an adhd fueled person on a discord call
“Gajooba”
What does that mean?”
“Gajoob”
gajooba by gajoobafan9000 November 21, 2023
a word used to describe an idiotic person in which is partaking in a particular activity
"Look at that guy over there, what a gajooba!"
"I know right?"
gajooba by gajoobafan9000 November 23, 2023
Gajoober or gajoob meaning underwear
Change your gajoobs!!
Put on your gajoobers.
gajoober by anonymous August 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026