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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
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g u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š 

β€œg u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Šβ€
Someone you have romantic feelings for, a crush.
β€œYo! That girl is my g u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š.”

β€œSick!”

g.y.a.i.t.h.r.n.b.i.b.y.m.f.a 

Get your ass in the house right now before I beat your mother fucking ass
Hey John g.y.a.i.t.h.r.n.b.i.b.y.m.f.a

B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G. 

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!
James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!

e n e r g y 🚫 😍 

E N E R G Y 🚫 😍 is a Chicago term meaning you always have bad bitch energy. Which means your always a bad bitch.
Damn she always got that E N E R G Y 🚫 😍 she’s always a bad bitch.

B.I.G.D.I.C.K.E.N.E.R.G.Y. 

Beautiful, Intelligent Gym Dolls Introducing Cunnilingus to a Kale Eating Nigga Explaining a Retarded German's Yell
I get the B.I.G.D. in B.I.G.D.I.C.K.E.N.E.R.G.Y., but i aint no kale eating bitch who lets hot chicks control me.

y.a.n.g.b.

an acronym for a terrible thing for a woman to say to a smitten man-"you're a nice guy, but..." it usually means that the woman in question wouldn't be caught dead with the poor dope, but she doesn't want to make him mad or sad, for whatever reason. this phrase is right up there with the more well-known saying "can't we just be friends?", which of course means "i don't want to know you exist, but i don't want you to think i'm a bitch just because i wouldn't date you if you were the last man on earth." ladies, girls, women of the world, can't you turn us down politely and let us know you're just not interested in a romantic relationship with us?
larry-"hey, uh, carrie, i was wondering if you'd like to go out with me sometime, like out to dinner or to a movie or somethin'"
carrie-"gee, larry, you're a nice guy, but i don't think i can go out with you because (insert lame reason here.)"

LATER THAT DAY-
carrie, to her friends-"holy crap, can you believe that big fat ugly stupid dork had the nerve to ask me out? what does he think, i'm a blind desperate retard?"
MEANWHILE, ACORSS TOWN-
barry-"hey, man, so did you ask her out?"
larry-"yeah, but she gave me the old y.a.n.g.b. goddamned stupid stuck-up little bitch."
barry-"sucks to be you, moron!!"
larry-"gee, thanks, asshole. with friends like you, who needs enemies?"
y.a.n.g.b. by earpuller November 21, 2007