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T.G (table gay) 

T.G is an acronym for the adjective table gay.

You will often feel table gay when you had just had science for 4th period and you're now very fidgety and can't sit still. You can not catch or manifest T.G without being depressed, gay, and having mild to severe ADHD. When you are feeling table gay your whole body is smiling but your soul is slowly leaving, it's innocence dissolving, and your will to live slowly gets sucked away like boba. T.G on its own is not bad but if not kept in check can make you feel very impulsive to set something on fire or cause harm/damage or to fuck your enemy's mum. If you have a reputation to uphold you should probably get rid of T.G. The only way to get rid of it is to stand on something tall and scream as loud as you can then dip your head in ice water wrap yourself in a shock blanket and sit in an empty bathtub. Ur welcome bitch.
oop i feel so T.G (table gay) right now
T.G (table gay) by alex cadaver October 11, 2021
Acronym for "Get that ass banned." a phrase used by streamers before they banned users in the chat. Usually happens when someone insults them, says something stupid, or just said something they just plain didn't like. Popularized by Twitch streamer LOWTI3RGOD.
A: "God like R.Mika? GTAB."
B: "You said footsies? GTAB."
C: "You say I suck but you couldn't fuck with me in a set? GTAB."
GTAB by Aemuli September 17, 2016
Lowti3rgod it would be great if you didn't promote animal violence on stream and hit your gf

LTG: shut the fuck up faggot ,GTAB
gtab by BASED YEEZYYYYY September 18, 2016
An acronym for "Get That Ass Banned" coined by Twitch Streamer LowTierGod. Typically used when there's some serious faggotry going on.
"You talkin' smack when your mom got this BBC last night? GTAB!"
GTAB by Napoleon Dynamight March 10, 2020
a.k.a. 'Get that ass banned'. Mostly used in online communities when someone would either act hostile towards the community or posts/shares inappropriate content or content that has nothing to do with the purpose of the group.
A: "Y'all Bison mains can go fuck yourselves. Such a shit character, has plusframes on every goddamn move ffs."

B: "Lol this salt. GTAB!"
C: "BM GTAB boii"
GTAB by Arcane Jester June 5, 2016
Getting The Absolute Best basically meaning nothing and is usually a follow up of getting an ass banned (GTAB)from Ltg’s stream.
Cuck: Salt
LTG: Shut the fuck up faceless faggot get that ass banned(gtab)! Fucking cucks Getting The Absolute Best out here bitch get the fuck out.
GTAB by Greasybiscuitcuck May 10, 2019