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Fuzzy Monkey 

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
Fuzzy Monkey by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019

fuglymonkeylady 

A woman who is uglyer than the back end of a donkey and chops off mens wieners and eats them
That fuglymonkeylady got my dick

Fugymonkey 

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkker
You mother fugymonkey
Fugymonkey by XD—-LOLOLOL December 12, 2019

fuzzy monkey 

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)
man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

Fuzzmonkey 

Trimmed but widespread genital hair.
She dropped her pants and her bush went knee to knee... serious fuzzmonkey
Fuzzmonkey by Haseekwa June 24, 2022

funkymonkey 

funky: unique; matchless

monkey: a state of behavior
funkymonkey: represents a lifestyle; synonym for being yourself; one of its kind
I am feeling funkymonkey!;

She's that funkymonkey I've been looking for!
funkymonkey by longmandict April 8, 2018