A type of music so innocuous as to round the bend and be remarkably obnoxious. Always instrumental, and most often featuring a noodly overdriven guitar lead, though saxophones, usually soprano saxophones, are also common. Frequently heard as telephone on-hold music.
"Fuzak" is a portmanteau of "fusion", short for "jazz-rock fusion", used as synecdoche for "smooth jazz", a style of music known for its blandness, and "muzak", a genericized trademark referring to "elevator music".
"Fuzak" is a portmanteau of "fusion", short for "jazz-rock fusion", used as synecdoche for "smooth jazz", a style of music known for its blandness, and "muzak", a genericized trademark referring to "elevator music".
by wfaulk April 29, 2010
by trees. February 5, 2005
On my history desk, it said
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONEY,
except there was a K in it so it REALLY looked like
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONKEY.
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONEY,
except there was a K in it so it REALLY looked like
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONKEY.
by Gabe February 15, 2005
Man i had so fun with one half gui-unit of Fuzaks after school, i wish they all could have been there.
by hole-in-the-wall February 3, 2005