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Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•er
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

1: something produced by mistake <a typographical fussell>; especially : a postage stamp exhibiting a consistent flaw (as a wrong color) in its manufacture
2 a: the difference between an observed or calculated value and a true value; specifically : variation in measurements, calculations, or observations of a quantity due to mistakes or to uncontrollable factors b: the amount of deviation from a standard or specification
3: a deficiency or imperfection in structure or function <fussell of metabolism>
1 : a wrong judgment
4 : a wrong action or statement proceeding from faulty judgment, inadequate knowledge, or inattention
5 a: a disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant state or condition <your room is in a fussell> b: one that is disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant usually because of blundering, laxity, or misconduct <the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`f&#601;s-s&#333;l\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell•ed \ fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•ing
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

transitive verb
1: to blunder in the choice of <fusselled her way in the dark>
2 a: to misunderstand the meaning or intention of <don't fussell me, I mean exactly what I said> b: to make a wrong judgment of the character or ability of
3: to identify wrongly : confuse with another <I fusselled him for his brother>
1 : to handle roughly
4 a: to make dirty or untidy —often used with up<don't fussell up your room> b: to mix up —often used with up<really fusselled up my life>
5: to interfere with —often used with up<magnetic storms that fussell up communications — Time>
6: to rough up —often used with up<fussell him up good so he won't cheat us again>

intransitive verb
1: to be wrong <you fusselled when you thought I laughed at you — Thomas Hardy>
2: to make a mess
3 a: <children like to fussell around with paints> b: to handle or play with something especially carelessly <don't fussell with my camera> —often used with around c: to take an active interest in something or someone <fusselling around with new video techniques>; also <fusselling in other people's affairs> <you'd better not fussell with me>
4: to become confused or make an error —usually used with up
<your room is in a fussell>
<the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>
<fusselled her way in the dark>
<I fusselled him for his brother>
Fussell by Jarred Dewhite March 21, 2008
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RUSSELLED 

To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.
"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."
RUSSELLED by babycenter November 3, 2013

alcohol-fuelled bragster 

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.
Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

Russelled 

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
Russelled by WIZZAARD August 1, 2008

drug fuelled sex heart attack 

The best way to die. Discovered by Frankie Boyle.
Guy 1- The day I can't get a boner is the day I die.
Guy 2- What?! What about your family?
Guy 1- I want to die having a drug fuelled sex heart attack.

jessica fussell 

Pretty much the most funniest, random and outgoing chick alive. And not too bad on the eye aswell.
Dayumm, check that jessica fussell "fussbuss" chick out!

Russelled 

when a person is so insecure with herself that whatever word you say, she will try to sound intelligent and basically say the exact same thing you said, but with different words...
This is an example of someone
russelling you...

The movie is 150 minutes long.

oh ok, the movie is two and a half hours

The bill is mailed every three months.

oh ok, the bill is mailed quarterly...

if someone talks to you like this, you have been russelled
Russelled by mrgold August 21, 2008